two hander

A girl that is so big that it takes TWO hands to control her in bed.

"Damn bitch you are certainly a two hander, I mean I tried to use one hand on you to entensify the ass pounding I was giving you, but you almost broke it. You fucking walrus, now I have to use two hands, after this sex you will recieve the grapes of wrath fosho"

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Two shits

1. A term used to describe something you don't give.

2. A term used instead of saying "I don't give a shit."

Harry: "That hurt my feelings."

Sally: "I don't give two shits about your feelings."

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Number Twos

Slang for "Peace."

Number Twos is a hand peace sign.

Also, "Deuces."
Also, "Two fingers in the air."

Sentence: "I stuck my number twos in the air!"

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Two-Spirit

Someone with an undiagnosed mental illness. Believed to be "the third gender" in some Native American cultures. It has now been "hijacked" by the "LGBTQ" community.

Piers Morgan identifies as a "two-spirit penguin".

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two-mix

A J-pop band that makes awesome songs, many which become theme songs for anime tv shows. Two-Mix and T.M. Revolution are very much the same, and I like them both a lot.

some great songs they sing are White Reflection, Last Impression, and Just Communication for Gundam Wing.
Note: To get most songs, install winmx. Much easier.

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take a two

To sit down and talk stuff out. It could be just taking some time out for yourself too.

"Slim Thug and Z-Ro, ya'll still bullshitin. Need to sit down and take a two, theres to much money to be get." Pimp C-Knockin Doors Down

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two-piece

the art of meleeing an enemy on Gears Of War 2 online and immeadietly blasting them with the shotgun.

Awww c'mon, that guy just two-pieced me!

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