cocktail sticking

Verb-

The act of sexual intercourse whilst under the influence of alcohol. Wordplay from the alcoholic drink, cocktails.
((To clarify, the act is consensual and is in no way a form of rape, simply intoxicated coitus))

"Dude, looks like there'll be some cocktail sticking at this party tonight"- " I only drink for the cocktail sticking anyway"

cocktail tease

A person who says he wants to get drinks in the evening but than bails out.

Person A: hello so its on for tonight, you want to hit that bar?
Person B: sorry bro Im too tired
Person A: your a such a cocktail tease

Cocktail hour

An hour of the day, usually 5-6PM in which you’re meant to make cocktails and get drunk on them

I’m thirsty. I’m gonna have cocktail hour.

Cocktail hour

The time of the day when a man wants his cock sucked. It's easy to indicate their desire by even sending an invitation.

Hey Jane, stop by at 8pm tonight, it's cocktail hour.

Or

My favorite time of the night is when I sit on the sofa with my honey and watch TV. I know it's cocktail hour.

Cocktail hour

The time of day when a man wants his cock sucked. It's easy to indicate their desire by even sending an invitation.

Hey Jane, stop by at 8pm tonight. It's cocktail hour.

Or

My favorite time of night is when I sit on the sofa with my honey and watch TV. I know it's cocktail hour.

Guatemala Cocktail

A Guatemala Cocktail is the act of taking a spicy shit in a cocktail glass and force feeding your partner the contents while shattering the glass on their nose and upper lip.

I hear Katie gave Tom a Guatemala Cocktail yesterday. She did it to get him to dump her but that sick bastard LOVED it.

The Van Nuys & Roscoe Cocktail

The 1999 Camry Cruising On Van Nuys & Roscoe With A Sketchy Moose Mindset

Cocktail

is a cocktail made my Moose

Spicy Tamarindo Vodka

Spicy Chamoy

Tajin - lots

and a splash of Israeli grapefruit juice (Prigat)

stirred over ice

served in a tall glass

Bottoms up and cause marriage problems

I gotta get me The Van Nuys & Roscoe Cocktail

Gotta get my mind thinking dark while driving a 1999 Camry

I gotta call Moose

Where’s Moose!!!

FUCK!!! IM GONNA DO IT
FUCKKKKKKKK
(Sip)