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A person who says he wants to get drinks in the evening but than bails out.
Person A: hello so its on for tonight, you want to hit that bar?
Person B: sorry bro Im too tired
Person A: your a such a cocktail tease
Pouring the ingredients of a cocktail into a partners vagina, then fucking them. Afterwards, pouring it into a glass and partaking
Had a cocktail slide last night. Needed more gin however
An hour of the day, usually 5-6PM in which you’re meant to make cocktails and get drunk on them
I’m thirsty. I’m gonna have cocktail hour.
A Guatemala Cocktail is the act of taking a spicy shit in a cocktail glass and force feeding your partner the contents while shattering the glass on their nose and upper lip.
I hear Katie gave Tom a Guatemala Cocktail yesterday. She did it to get him to dump her but that sick bastard LOVED it.
A woman's soaked, clotted and bloody tampon that's perfect to quench the thirst for blood. Exclusively sold on Ebays dark market.
Dude I bought myself a vampire cocktail. Just need something to suck on...
Chardonnay or other white wine with diet coke and fresh squeezed lime juice on the rocks served in a tall wine glass.
Let's make some north shore cocktails to celebrate your birthday!
An alcoholic drink consumed to start/maintain a buzz until such time that more alcohol is available.
Its a 30 minute drive to the party, does anyone want a safety cocktail?