Mario Kart: Double Dash!!

Mario Kart: Double Dash!! is a racing game in the Mario Kart series. Many claim that Double Dash!! is the best Mario Kart game.

Much like other Mario Kart games, Double Dash!! features a "boost" in the beginning of the race. It also features drifting.

Unlike other Mario Kart games, however, Mario Kart: Double Dash!! allows you to race with two players on the same kart.

Timothy: Hey man, can you come over tonight? We're going to play some Mario Kart 64!
Charles: Nah, I'm gonna stay in and play Mario Kart: Double Dash!! It is the best Mario Kart game, y'know.

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Rainbow dash cum jar

A act so vile and inhumane that the very mention of it alone will have you shunned from society.

Why don't you talk to john anymore

Oh, he did a rainbow dash cum jar

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play some geometry dash

When someone has a skill issue

“I have stage 4 cancer” you would respond with should have played more geometry dash
“My daughter is dying aster the car crash” tell her to play some geometry dash for me

glowing shiny dashing sparkle

Catalina

That's one glowing shiny dashing sparkle.

Geometry Dash your mom

Some joke that a kid in my class made, and the whole class blew up because it was fuckin "hilarious"

Me: *roasts kid about geometry dash*
Kid: "Geometry Dash your mom"
Class: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH

bash and dash with petty theft

When one engages in a bash and dash and upon leaving they exit with the hosts house cat or small dog.

Shane was so horrible in bed that while making her leave, Nancy grabbed his beautiful cat, Chuckles performing a picture perfect bash and dash with petty theft.

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You Dashed In The Wrong Gauntlet

The best thing to exist in the Geometry Dash community.

2 to the 1 to the 1 to the E, the beginning right here flashes "ur pp smo-hol". I am genuienly upset! Have you sent it to RobTop yet? E to the 1 to the 1 to the E, Oh my god.. *inhale* OH MY GOD! YEAAAAA- You broke glass?! Oh my god! And theres nothing incredible about that! What's up guys! I'm the PigPigGamer! Yes, I am the best 50 hz player. Both at the game and both at life, and now, you are going to die. 2 to the 1 to the 1 to the E, SIIIIIIIIIIIIIII- NUUUUUUUUHHH- AAAAAAAA- NO! WAAAAAAA- No.. NOOOOOOOOOAAAAAHHHHHHHH!! 98! 100 people are watching me shave. E to the 1 to the 1 to the E. What up! It's Dash-ie! Theory, of Everything 2. Imagine getting a kiss from RobTop dude. AAAAAAAAA- AAAAAAAAAHHH! LOOK AT THAT ATTEMPT NUM- Don't stand a chance 'cause they don't got legs. I like my beats fast and my bass down low, B-B-B-Ba-Ba- La, la la-la-la *spinnity spin spin spin* (im gonna add this here, You Dashed In The Wrong Gauntlet)