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Attention Eater

When a person constantly talks, tweets and photographs the things that they've eaten. This is usually done so they can show off or shock others.
Skinny people tend to be attention eaters, uploading photos of cake or big roast dinners to Instagram with the caption "OMG, can't believe I ate all that #fatty.' They feel like sharing their food, means sharing the calories. Attention eaters will also tend to talk more about the act of eating food, than actually doing it.

"Michaela is such an attention eater. Her Instagram gallery contains the most calorific food, yet she's a size 8. I bet she doesn't even eat half of the things she photographs."

"God, you're such an attention eater. Stop showing off with all your homemade cakes and 5-course dinners."

by delaforbes April 11, 2013


Gankle Eater

A person that likes to eat ankles, but they’re gay

Ugh Brian, you’re such a gankle eater!

by That_One_Zesty_Bestie September 14, 2023


Taint eater

Someone who is a jackass or aggravating all the time

Your a taint eater

by Jacob is daddy May 15, 2018


weed eater

the punchline to every joke

𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕣π•ͺ π•›π• π•œπ•–

"Why did the chicken cross the road? Weed eater."

by StringedGuitar17 August 15, 2021


paper eater

someone who only eats paper

'' omg what are they doing''
'' don't worry there a paper eater''

by paper eater September 19, 2022


glass eater

someone who eats glass

im a glass eater lol

by glass eater May 18, 2023


bullet eater

Something that white boys who flex their parent money and shout out β€œ do it for state β€œ, calls a black person just to fuck with them.

Person: β€œ Hey whats good my nigga β€œ
Me : β€œ That’s not my name β€œ
Person: (whispers under breath) β€œ fucking bullet eater β€œ

by Breadwinner2206 June 29, 2018