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heavy-metal

total fail at music

made by tone-deaf,teeny-bopper, pre-pubers who like to suck the farts and maggots from a dead dog's asshole

that sonic equivalent of shit that you are hearing, that my friends is heavy-metal

by i give you a poop moustache March 18, 2008

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heavy metal

The music that only a frustrated nerd can listen to.It's all about demonic screams,nightmares,something that any normal man wouldn't like to think about,all on a deafening electronic guitar background.There are many heavy metal bands that some people think that it's worth to listen to it,like Metallica,Deftones,Chop Suey and many more.That's what heavy metal fans think it is real music,because as I said before,they're frustrated that the most of the people listen to pop music and they obviously can't accept the situation and calls them 'losers'.

It is said that if heavy metal is not too much for your ears,you have a devil inside you.

by gabriel327 September 27, 2011

24๐Ÿ‘ 73๐Ÿ‘Ž


heavy metal

Rap or rock...hmmm rap is the best kind of music you ppl might say that rappers only talk on a beat..no they stick 2 the flow ok for all the haterz here ok heres a little test ok?get limewire or anything get a good song any artist will do and get the lyrics and try too rap it out..it doesint matter what song you chose..slow..fast..just do the test its not talking

rap is better than rock and all that punk shit..lemme get this straight k rock and all the metal is good too but instead of lisening 2 a rap song for like 2 minutes spend a lil time lisening 2 it..of course every kind of music,theres always gonna b a bad beat or bad lyrics..seriously stop saying rap crap and shit like that cuz its really not..dont only lisen 2 heavy metal

by XleX September 3, 2005

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heavy metal

A bunch of emo vampires who totally usurped rock and roll and drove right into the ground and turned it into a steaming pile of dog poop!!

heavy metal sucks and its fans are ignorant emo vampires who totally lack taste and style and originality
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since heavy metal came along most bands are now just mere carbon copies of eachother - for instance emo
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see: hair metal - black metal - death metal - goth metal - nu metal - alternative metal - headbanger's ball - uranium - church burnings - nazi black metal - gay metal

by i hate heavy metal July 12, 2006

65๐Ÿ‘ 238๐Ÿ‘Ž


Heavy Metal

An alternate form of expression of the dark/black arts through music.

Judas Priest is awesome Heavy Metal

by Sliptallica March 1, 2005

27๐Ÿ‘ 90๐Ÿ‘Ž


hot and heavy

when a hot chick has sex with a heavy (fat) dude, or vice versa

Xavier- did you hear jessica alba had sex with john candy?
Thadius-thats the sickest hot and heavy since the old kirstie allie got pounded by johnny depp

by Soupyman October 4, 2005

72๐Ÿ‘ 282๐Ÿ‘Ž


Heavy Metal

Can you sing about something else besides Satan?
Can you sing at all?
Can you not be such goth fucktards?
Can you focus more on music and maybe write some non-retarded lyrics and maybe get someone who can actually sing to sing them?
Can you make it a little more normal and a little less like goth vampire shit?
Can you make it a little more closer to rock & roll?
Can you go five seconds without mentioning Satan?
^And why the fuck do you do that anyways in the first place?
Do you even know the difference between something that sounds like shit and noise and mud vs. something that actually sounds good?

After all of these years heavy metal turned out to only be good for giving us very few bands that could rock and spew something lyrically that wasn't about Satan every other word.I guess there were also alot of faggy hair metal bands and not all of them were Satanic so that's an amazing fact but they still sounded like shit.And since that era it's all been really goth and just trying to push more of the Satanic shit from the back burner to the front burner.Um,what about music?? What ever happened to that?

by choke on a huge cock December 31, 2005

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