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Fluid response to act of squeezing the "lemon"
After placing his penis in his partners mouth Pedro was greeted with an unusually hard grab to his testicles (the lemon squeeze). Pedros natural response was to release his tangy tart urine (fluid) to his partner by the mouthful.
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When you squeeze a lemon down a chicks back and let the juices run down to her ass crack to her vagina to see if she screams to check for STD's.
Jessie Shawn De Leon brought a crack whore home from Sherlocks to smash papas with in San Antonio Tx but before he got down to business he gave her the lemon test, the bitch screamed like a banshee and he said "BITCH!!! Get the fuck out!!!! And so she did.
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when you ditch your ugly girlfriend for a young more attractive girl
"woah man your girlfriends an ugly bitch!"
yeah i need a "lemon wedge"
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*grandpa wakes up* AGHHH!!! GOT GADDAMN LEMON JUICE IN MY SLACKS!
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when 2 girls stick lemons in each other vaginas then get into a 69 postion and eat the lemons and after the lemons are gone the eat out until orgasm
alexis and kelsey like to lemon cutie
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A woman who cuts a lemon in half and shoves both halves into her cooch and flexes her vagina muscles to squirt lemon and pussy juices until there's just the peel where she then takes both halves and sucks on them.
"Heeey Girl! What have you been up to?"
"Oh me? I've been busy being such a lemon whore."
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A polite way of saying eat a dick. Used in anger. First coined by u/omegaweapon on Reddit in the viral post "entitled piece of work lady wants me to fix an almost 3 year old purchase"
"you're an asshole!"
Eat a lemon.
"I will sue you.."
Go eat a lemon
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