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The art of staying one step ahead without revealing your strategic plans. However, it's usually used as justification for your stupid ass idea.
Carlson: why did you burn our diamonds in lava?
Dave: never let them know your next move
Describes the phenomenon of confusing warnings signs with those of excitement; infatuation exceeds self-preservation.
Them red flags be lookin’ like Six Flags when you see his lack of employment for the past 6 years as him being “on an extended vacation.”
He has children by more women than insert rapper name, but she’s convinced she’ll be the last. Them red flags be looking like six flags when you 🥰.
the day when you have to tell your crush you like them.. or at least talk to them or make them smile.
do it.. she/he probably likes you too ;)
Ryan: i kinda like this girl but im scared to tell her... i don’t know
Dave: Tell her, it’s 26 November - the tell your crush you like them day, she’ll be happy i promise. And i think she likes you back
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When your out and you are sexually attracted to chick nugs so you walk into McDonald's like hit meee up wid them chick nugs boiiiii, then the fat cunt at the counter takes like 7 years to give u your fuckin chick nugs and when the prick finally hits you up with dat goodness you realise the absolute g gave you an extra 5 chick nugs. Now when we walk into McDonald's we say Hit me up with them chick nugs boi.
Fat kid at the counter : Hello what Would you like to order?
Me: Wag1 don hit me up with them chick nugs boi
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The term you use when people are trying to make you be friends agian with two or more people, after you decided to never be their friend agian. You can use the term, but no one listens to you and keeps on saying how you should go back to being their friends, even though you hate your old friends and your starting to get pisses off at the people that are trying to reunite you with your old friends that you don't want to be around and you just plain don't care about.
Person A: Come on Person B! You know that you and Person C & D are best friends forever!
Person B: Oh my God! Listen to me! I plain, just, don't CARE about them!!! I don't WANT to be their friend! Don't you get that!?!
Person A: Yes. But uh...come on! I want to be the one to reunite the three of you!
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Oh, relationship advice! I might be able to help. I’m not a professional, but here’s some stuff.
1-Set up the mood. Maybe in your bedroom, a restaurant, something to get a romantic feeling.
2-Try to talk to your crush, and start a conversation. Start to complement them. They’ll probably be in a nice mood.
3-Tell them you have a confession. It’s alright if they reject you, there’s someone perfect for you out there.
4-If they want to listen, tell them they look very pretty, handsome, beautiful, etc.
5-Tell them that since they are so pretty, handsome, beautiful, etc., that you have feelings for them.
6-If they say they feel the same in some way, congratulations! If you want, hug them, or hold their waist, pull them closer, and gently kiss them.
7-If they don’t feel the same, it’s okay. Just tell them that many people probably like them because of how amazing they are.
8-If you completed this, with stage 7 or 6 being the last one, no matter what, you have been successful. Be brave, you’re amazing.
Dude on urban dictionary:Man I gotta tell my crush I like them…but I don’t know how!
Dude on urban dictionary:hmm…I’ll search it up!
Dude on urban dictionary:oh! Cool! How to tell your crush you like them is here! I hope this advice works…
The day where you show off you friends by making a vid about them or sending them a text saying how much you love them.
National tell your friends you love them!! me texting my friends
Me: hey bestie I wanna tell you something!
Bestie: what?
Me: I just want to tell you that I love you so much you make my life so much better!!💙
Bestie: aww thank you, I love you too bestie!❤️
Go tell your friends you love them