The DIFFERENT tiktok... where itβs actually funny
What tiktok are you in? Im in alt tiktok!
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alt tiktok is the elite side of tiktok- (no dances, daddy povs nor guys being complete and total womanisers) but instead memes about the burlington coat factory, fiji water, and basically a place where the lgbtq+community, indie kids, skater kids, and alt kids, can vibe, with many other (true but positive) stereotypes "vibe"
bethany: "isnt 'lilhuddy' hot?"
jamie: "who?"
*bethany explains straight tiktok*
jamie: "oh sorry im on alt tiktok, and im not heterosexual asf to the point i find that attractive"
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A voluntary movement disorder afflicting young girls worldwide that causes repetitive, seemingly uncontrollable upper body twitching upon entering a room. May resemble choreographed dancing to an untrained eye, but such motor tics are purposeless, usually nonrhythmic and always annoying.
Whatβs wrong with that girl in grocery aisle #4?
βOh she just has TikTok Tourettes Syndrome. Sheβs fine.β
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Weβre people dance and wave there chachas around everywhere and think it looks cool
βHey did you see that new TikTok dancer?β
βNo Iβm not on straight TikTokβ
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When someone says something and another person completes it or adds to it using a part of a tiktok
Person A: my man should have an average dick not a big dick
Person B: can't take big dick just suck on it
Person C: huh
Person A: you won't understand it's a tiktok reference
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A song that is so bad and only has some appeal because it can be used for TikTok audios
Jake: ABCDEFU is a banger dude
John: no itβs not, itβs such a TikTok song, kys
Jake: I will fly you to Epstein Island
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capsicles on tiktok is an amazing editor and person, I'm glad I say I'm one of their mutuals, They really Chris Evans and his character Steve Rogers, also known as Captain America. They're great at the things they do, at least from what I'm aware of.
"Hey! .capsicles on TikTok just uploaded a new video!"
"Ooo let me see they have amazing content"
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