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When somebody puts their eye as close to your ass as they can and you fart into it.
Guy: can you check to see if I have a hemorrhoid?
Girl: I don't see one
Guy: Look close I really think I have one (farts into girls eye)
Girl: I'm going to get pinkeye from that butterfly ass kiss!
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A suit of this is worn during ritual mating acts between Robert Pronounced Satan and his girlfriend.
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Being completely and absolutely useless when a group of people are trying to accomplice a task.
Guy 1: (nailing down boards on a new deck)
Guy 2: (siting there watching)
Guy 1: What the fuck are you doing, stop jerking off butterfly's and come help me with this board.
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When a woman reaches a certain age and begins to question her beauty. In search of validation, she posts photoshopped, old, blurry or angled photos on the internet.
I feel sorry for Beyoncé. She's clearly got the aging butterfly effect because she's posting doctored photos.
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extra skin around labia that sticks out like wings from the actual pussy hole...resembles shaved roast beef like you would find on a sandwich from Arby's
she was hot, but her vagina had roast beef butterfly
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The act of tearing the vaginal wall during rough sex. Usually caused by a very clumsy or well endowed man.
Guy 1: So did you get with that girl last night?
Guy 2: Oh hell yea, I spent all night breaking the butterfly cage.
Guy 1: Wait, isn't that painful for her?
Guy 2: Who cares, I got laid!
Guy 1: SEX!
Guy 2: SEX!
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