This fucking monster of a cock will make the panties of all the girls even guys completely soaked. this huge badonkadonk will distroy that vagine so hard it will be sent straight into oblivion.
goddamn that Huge Fat Massive Weiner Dick will destroy my beef curtains for sure
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when u shidid and cumd lol ๐ ๐ ๐ ehfnxjdkfkanns BRUH BRUH BRUH BRUH BRUH bryehbrncn bruj bruh bruh
bro i literally just penis weiner fart lol poopoo it felted sooo good especially when i got to the pissing part
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when you jack off somany times close enough to gether that the skin on your dick turns rubbed raw red.
"hay KM your walking kinda funny" "ya ive got rubbed raw red weiner syndrome"
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That which camps while playing ANY of the call of duty games. (ps3, Xbox 360 etc.)
That cheese weiner flonk donk is pissing me off!
Camping ass Cheese weiner flonk donk, I'm going to find your camping ass and shank you with my tactical knife!!!
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A genetic mix of a peculiar kind, combining a miniature horse with a weiner dog.
Dude look at that mini weiner dog horse taking a shit! Yeah dude that's one gnarly mini weiner dog horse apple!
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A notorious and brutal midget porno, in which a man is severely raped and jerked off by a gang of retarded Jamaican dwarves. It ends with a barrel of spider monkeys released onto the man's exposed and bruised body. They tickle his asshole, which initiates the largest man spooge scene ever filmed. This porno was released in the late 1970's, and can be rented and viewed at your local smut store.
l1k3 dud3 br0! I totally just went down to my local smut store and rented 18 jamaican monkeys tickle my weiner!
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He is a man with very few words and no Xbox because he has bad grades.
David Michael Russell Anthony Weiner Wagner to the office
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