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ElDorado is a small suburb of Wichita, KS. It is most well known for a rare tree lying within the towns city limits.
El Pupper Fuckerous Arbortiti is the last of its own kind. Loosely related to the Cottonwoods of North America, El Pupper is unique in that it’s ability to monogamously reproduce has been proven defunct by genetic makeup.
El Puppers expected remaining life is not easily predictable. We do know that it will never fuck around on you. It will always be at the selected meeting place, and that it will never give you any shit. These few facts about the tree lets us know that the specimen leaned more toward the male spectrum of the botanical informuscuous.
Did you hear what happened at the fuck tree yesterday?
When you have OG weed or good ass weed
“Damn, that’s some good tree you got there.”
A flaccid penis that looks like it has an STI
So Brandon wanted to have sex and then I saw his dragged tree and I got outta there
The common hood slang for broccoli. used by thugs to tell each other to eat their greens so they can be healthy thugs
"Yo boiii go eat your green trees so you can be a real healthy thug mang"
Follows a comment in person or online where the response has no related connection to the topic. Amplifying the non-relevance of the prior response with irrelevant additional comment.
It is a sentence. Trees are green. Read the definition.
“My hair looks nice today”
Smh
When your granfather or grandmother are surprisingly still living and they finally end up dieing.
My grandpa finally became a fallen tree!
My girlfriend and I couldn't believe the size of the tree turds we saw today while hiking.