Random
Source Code

nut trumpet

A mighty instrumental phallis with a pending semanic eruption

I spent $20 to have a working girl do a solo on my nut trumpet

by Lorenzo Lameass February 25, 2024


lone trumpeter

Someone playing their instrument on the periphery. Usually low in confidence or voyeuristic.

I went dogging last night. There was a lone trumpeter stood at the edge of the car park.

by Brassband Billy November 3, 2021


Trumpetous

Loud, as a trumpet or other brass instrument.

The trumpetous sound emanating from his ass woke the whole house.

by mastertrainer1978 November 29, 2024


Trumpetous

Loud, as a trumpet or other brass instrument.

The trumpetous sound emanating from his ass woke the whole house.

by mastertrainer1978 November 29, 2024


Trumpet Schlong

When one’s penis is flared at the end, somewhat resembling a trumpet or other brass instrument.

“Yo Jack, did you see that?! Fidel’s got mad trumpet schlong!

by Crumbling peen October 17, 2020


canadian trumpet

a long fart that starts as a soft high pitch squeak, then changes to a hard mid pitch to finish

Alexis did you just play the Canadian Trumpet?

by Str8offDATteet January 16, 2018


Trumpet sister solicitor

A man with a trumpet touching you sister

Stop touching to me the trumpet sister solicitor

by Popguy December 16, 2022