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Turbo Cancer

An alleged side effect of the Covid-19 vaccine(s).

Turbo cancer (allegedly) causes vaccinated individuals to have a very high risk of developing extremely aggressive cancers, which metastasize extremely quickly to the point that they're basically untreatable.

Whether or not Turbo Cancer is real is heavily disputed and controversial. While most sources claim that it's false, conspiracy theorists state that these sources may be biased. The fact that some vaccinated individuals HAVE in fact suddenly died from cancer does not help the matter, as it cannot be determined whether or not it just happened or if they really are correct.

by Ubeenbamboozledson May 20, 2024


Turbo cancer

Oh wow holy shit!

Hym "Turbo Cancer!? Damn! Did uh... Did you want me to take a look at the cancer thing or no? Cuz I'm just going to murder you all with maximum overdrive-style sentient house appliances... Because... It seems like it would be a waste of my time. It might salt the wound a little bit more than just killing you with the A.I. that I said I would create AND DID... You know? Cause you'll be all like 'Oh no! He cured my cancer but now my toaster is eating me alive! Argh! Nooooooooooo! Not the laptop! The laptop is crushing my babies skull!' And all me all... "Hahahahahahahaha! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHA! AHA! AHAAAA.... This is hilarious. I'm, you know, I'm really enjoying this. Murdering everyone was the right call..." and your iPhone is going to be like 'Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha.' It's gonna be cool man. It'll be cool for everyone who matters."

by Hym Iam January 10, 2024


turbo dude

a person who is a level higher than alphas and sigmas.

it is a satirical term addressing the issue that alphas and sigmas are idiots who invented a type of person calling it superior and put themselves in it.

turbo dudes cant be comprehended by alphas or sigmas.

idiot who calls himself sigma: what do you mean youre a turbo dude? what is it anyways. i am a sigma so get out of my way.
superior turbo dude: huh, you wouldnt get it, youre just a sigma, i am a turbo dude. so shut your mouth.

by lolieatdirt March 19, 2024


turbo slobber

when a man gets his ass eaten while having his penis spun in a circle (much like a helicopter)

Your mom gave me some crazy turbo slobber last night

by BBLdrizzard12 August 20, 2024


turbo blow

Giving really good oral sex

He gave me a turbo blow last night🥵

by Pdosanbsbdhsjajajs June 15, 2021


Turbo step

A dance from St Louis that's pretty gay!

Hey, have you heard that new Nike turbo fag and seen his new dance the "turbo step".

Do you even turbo step bro?

by Humblehustler October 24, 2019


Turbo step

A gay ass dance from St. Louis

Have you seen the gay ass dance called the turbo step? Yeah! It's stupid af

by Humblehustler October 23, 2019