big turd

n. the largest, most humongous log of defecation one has produced in months

"Holy hell, I just dropped a big turd in there and it won't go down. Do we have a plunger?"

or

"I spent 3 hours trying to pinch out that big turd! Damn, what did I eat last night?"

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dick-turd

One who acts dickish and like a shit. Useful combinations to shorten sentences.

You're pissing me off, you gnarly dick-turd.

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slang turd

a bullshit attempt to make up slang words and try to sound cool. this phenomena occurs primarily when intoxicated.

Sarah:Oh, baby that girl is PHAT. She is so fly!
{laughs to herself in a drunken snicker}

Sarah: You like my use of slang turds?

Allegra: Did you just say "slang turd"?

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Turd Hammer

Synonym for fudge packer.

Those two turd hammers just cut me off!

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laundromat turding

A sly and filthy prank whereas someone runs into a laundromat and takes a quick dump into a washer filled with someone’s clothes and then tears out before anyone can stop them.

We used to get seriously drunk and then go laundromat turding before calling it a night and going home!

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Bird turd

Semen that lands on someone when shot from a balcony or rooftop.

Oh shit, did I just get hit with a bird turd?!

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turd-slinger

Someone who has acted in an inappropriate or displeasing manner.

Eric: "No! You dont need another fucking cigarette!"
Scott: "Geez Eric, no need to be such a turd-slinger..."

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