Ghetto Turtle

When someone drinks half of a Colt .45, Maximum Ice, Olde English, or Schlitz and fills it back up with Green Kool-Aid. The resulting color looks like a Ghetto Turtle. It also tastes like licking sugar off a rusty bike chain.

Compton ass Terry was in the mood for something tropical so he hit up his O.E. with some Green Kool Aid for a Ghetto Turtle.

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turtling

To torture out of pure love.

Came to be because people cannot type, and typos are not a best friend.

By the way:
MH<3PS and PS<3MH .. Extended version of PS = PMS. :D

We are turtling Bobby.
Do not turtle me with your looovvve!!!
You turtled me with your love you biznatch.

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turtle head

A bowel movement that must be dealt with immediately. Giving the feeling or sensation that the tip of the fecal matter is beginning to protrude from the anus - like a turtle extending its head out from its shell.

I can't wait any longer. I am getting a turtle head - I have to go now!

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White Turtle

While in a pool or an ocean, you pull down your pants only to reveal your ass. You then fully emerge yourslef under water and swim to the nearest person. Then you curl in a ball and poke your butt out of the water, and all the person can see is your white ass. This is fun to do to a group of people just standing in the ocean talking.

I just gave Tim and his girlfriend the white turtle, I think I let out a tiny poot while my ass was in the air though, totally killer.

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confident turtle

A confident turtle is the action how kids with down syndrome talks to another person by looking up, usually directed an adult or someone taller.

Hey that kid gave me a confident turtle and I was like "YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER THAN ME?"

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Turtles Head

The initial protrusion of a stool though the teal towel holder ,the point at which contracts are exchanged for the building of a log cabin. See also touching cloth; touching socks.

I better rush off mate, the turtles head is getting curious and wants to come out to build me a log cabin.

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Jizz Turtle

1. Jizz that comes out shaped like a turtle.
2. Someone who has problems ejaculating.
3. A turtle covered in jizz.

(1)"Dude did you see that guys jizz turtle!"

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