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1. You have an ugly
2. People who could not come up with a good insult and use "your" instead of "you're"
1. Guy1: Hey your ugly
Guy2: My ugly? I have an ugly?
2. Person1: lol look at that dumb person over there trying to insult me using "your ugly"
person2: Your ugly
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When you are really excited to have sex with a guy for the first time. He's highly attractive and once you unwrap his package it is disappointing, like an ugly sweater from your aunt.
Oh man I was so pumped to fuck that guy, but once we got down to it, he was a total ugly sweater. I just wanted to wrap it back and return it.
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A funny named beer made by the Rahr brewery in Fort Worth Texas. There's a picture of a ugly pug on the front of the bottle. The picture is used as a gauge to judge how drunk you really are. When the pooch becomes cute you are wasted. See all so pug-ugly
Friend 1: See that chick sitting over there?
Friend 2: You mean that fugly chick?
Friend 1: Whatever man, she is hot!
Friend 2: You got your beer goggles on, check your Ugly Pug!
Friend 1: Holy shit that's one cute dog!
Don't fuck fugly chicks. Check your Ugly Pug!
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A term typically used to describe a very, very ugly person. People always say it at my school. There is usually a lot of emphasis on the "Life" part, so you say it like "Ugly as LIIIFE!!!!"
Dude that girl is UGLY AS LIFE!!!!
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Cyote Ugly is when you wake up next to the woman you had sex with the night before,and you realize in your sober state that she is the UGLIEST woman you have ever seen, and you realize she is laying on your arm. Instead of waking her up to move, you chew off your arm to free yourself so you can escape.
Man, that bitch last night was cyote ugly!
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An expression about someone who is so unimaginably ugly that you would rather pour acid in your eyes than glancing one more time at this person.
Mischa: hey dude, have you seen Alain lately?
Sthu: Man, you didn´t hear? He´s been sent away from his family because of the ugly as the nightingale syndrom he is suffering from.
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