When the female craving for large tree trunk penetration becomes her #1 priority.
On October 1, 1987 Brenda was diagnosed with Voracious Vaginitis. Brenda decided to feed her pussy with a large tree trunk. Five days later brenda's pussy was discovered impaled on a tree trunk in the middle of the forest by a mother and her child. She died October 6, 1987.
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That sound her pussy makes when you pull out too quick.
"Dude, I was fuckin' her last night and almost came but when I pulled out she had a vaginal slurp and I lost my boner!!"
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period; aunt Flo; monthly visitor
Christina Aguilera had a case of vaginal stigmata at the Etta James funeral
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Very large vagina that does not have the normal shape of a regular vagina. May have to be identified by a professional. Someone with Vaginal elephantitus is more susceptible to having a very bad odor and or yeast infections due to the inability to clean the area very well being that its hard to determine where the opening may be as there will be many different crevices.
Vaginal Elephantitus is another name for very large and irregular shaped vagina, with no normal structure, and many crevices that may be mistaken for the vaginal opening. (Most likely will not have internal walls in this vagina)
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A prickly vagina, like Austin's moms, that numbs and paralyzes the penis and nuts until it falls off and becomes Austin's moms dildo
All problems in the world lead back to Austin's moms vaginal cactus.
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The Clap. Otherwise known as gonorrhea.
Shelly: It burns when I pee! I hate fucking vaginal applause.
Tina:...Vaginal applause?
Shelly:"The Clap" got too mainstream.
Tina: You're a fucking hipster, you know that right?
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When a fat ladies vagina like comes off her body, looking somewhat like a hill or mound. This is normally seen in an old fat lady. This is all caused by excess fat around the vagina. It is nasty but funny.
"Woah bro did you see her vagina, it like stuck out!" "Yeah, its called a vaginal mound!"
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