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Its a black person (african american) That dresses like a skateboarder, or is one.. He just isn't accepted into today's punk society
Dude what the hell is that Vans nigger doing here?
This is a skate park not compton.
Yeah shouldn't he be back in the hood selling crack?
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Slang for "that person sings like Hell!".
Everytime a good song plays on my radio, my bitch, Chelsea Handler, starts doin' the Van Helsing and totally fucks up any chance of me enjoying the song.
Thankfully, I have a conversion van, so I can redeem the displeasure by pulling over and fucking her brains out!
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1.) The dude who said, in his guitar player of the year interview, and for all you Jimmy Paige haters out there, I quote, "wow, this is really a shock. It's not like I'm JIMMY PAIGE or anything; I mean, there are a lot of really great guitar players out there, but Jimmy Paige, Jimmy Paige is God. He's definitely my hero man." Suck That.
2.) Not saying that Eddie Van Halen isn't a fuckin' awesome guitar player, he has a few "Sick Nasty" songs. (fans eat your hearts out)but seriously, give Jimmy Paige a freakin break.
wow, there arent really any examples i can give... i used them all up in the definition. but yeah Van Halen is awesome. Not as good as Jimmy Paige, but still fuckin sick.
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A term frequently used to describe quiet but troublesome Russian boys who often quote Shakespeare while engaging in primate-like behavior. Despite the fact that they are sometimes difficult to please, most women find them to be strangely irresistable. Although they are easily frustrated and may threat to "buff you with their bodies!", one short strip tease is all one needs to do to coax them into blissful submission. They respond to the names "Mikey, Michael, Michael ___ Jones! (when spoken to sternly), little squirrel, goofball, Pansy!, and Yoakface).
Man, that Van Yoak...he just makes me want to tear my clothes off and get buck WILD!
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a person or group of people who immediately draw the attention of everyone around them. Jealousy usually arises from knowing or watching a Van Os. Everyone wants to be a Van Os.
look at that Van Os, I want to be one. How do I become as amazing and popular as a Van Os?
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A woman with a party favor for a bush.
I tagged Brewer's mom last night and man, she's got a huge van bramer! I had to floss for like an hour after munching on that carpet.
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The ultimate expression of disbelief, disappointment or surprise.
- Lil' Ol' Weezy got shot again? Van Daaaaamn...
- I just lost my jay'O Bee (job). Van DAMN!
- "VAN DAMN" that chick's got a Jake body!
*Term made popular by Snoop Bloggy Blog
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