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The type of song that would be in an average Walmart commercial.
Do you actually like Thunder by Imagine Dragons? That fucking Walmart Song?
The type of song that would be in a Walmart commercial, often being generic and safe.
You actually like Thunder by Imagine Dragons? That fucking Walmart Song? Really?
Literally just so i can get a mug with that on it
Ima buy a mug that says "i got this mug from Walmart"
Walmart paradox refers to the futile locking of common household items to reduce theft but then not hiring enough staff to allow people to buy the items stuck in the case incurring loss of sales
Synonyms dilemma, quagmire
The Walmart paradox is a stupid solution causing the same problem
Chanel vs walmart is whenever you see something really awesome and cool, but then you see a cheap copycat version of it
An example of a Chanel vs Walmart
Chanel: Nicki Minaj
Vs
Walmart: Iggy Azalea
Catcall whistling down a Walmart aisle clearing the crowd
Did you see Him walking in Walmart all Walmart Moses Catcalling
A nigga that takes his Walmart job way to serious.
A nigga that eat, sleep, and breathe, Walmart.
A nigga that will live and die for Walmart.
A nigga that would sacrifice his kid to keep his job at Walmart.
Requirements:
(1) Atleast 5 years employment at Walmart to be a True “Walmart Ass Nigga” otherwise, you are a “Junior Walmart Ass Nigga”.
(2) Must have a receding hairline.
(3) Must be overweight or listed as obese in BMI
If you fit the description, you are a True “Walmart Ass Nigga”.
Yoo, he was mad as hell they didn’t change the shelf cap, this dude is a true Walmart Ass Nigga!