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butt wanker

A person who inserts their finger/fingers or some object into their anus while masturbating.

That guy is such a butt wanker.

by MITB March 25, 2006

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Dog Wanker

1. One who beats off a dog. This may include saying such words as "red rocket" while in the process.


2. One who produces "dog milk"

Kevin the dog wanker rapidly thrusted his hand over his dog's penis.

by Max S. April 1, 2004

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Wine wanker

Somebody who drinks wine pretentiously in the company of others to show off their knowledge and try to make other people feel inferior.

It was really embarrassing seeing Declan complain about all the wines we drank just to get attention. What a wine wanker!

by Zed's dead baby October 14, 2011

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wanker's hat

a hoody, or other similar headgear worn by a serial masturbator.

Huckerby's a wanker, he wears a wanker's hat.

by DefinitelyNotRob July 30, 2011

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wanker tank

Large SUV's driven by (riff raff), fotballers and other such common folk in London. Usually these vehicles have tinted windows and several other shiny modifications.

Look, there's John Terry in his wanker tank

by Sandenc October 16, 2006

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Wankers dozen

A meeting of the far right British group 'Britain First', so called wankers dozen because a) they are all wankers of the highest order and b)meetings never usually number more than 12 either in collective IQ or in number of persons.
First defined in the official Rochdale -English dictionary definition.

I'd heard a boisterous meeting of people in the backroom of 'the illiterate thugs arms' (pub) but when I checked it was only Paul, Jayda and the rest of the wankers dozen .

by terry fuckwitt1 March 30, 2018

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Dog Wanker

A person you don't like very much

Johns a dog wanker

by Fredy January 31, 2003

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