Choke me like you hate me but you love me lowkey wanna speedrun with me ;) ?

Best pickup line ever in the smp

Choke me like you hate me but you love me lowkey wanna speedrun with me ;) ? Is like a pickup meant as a joke i made And also for the people who knows wherebit came from

7👍 4👎

Slay what you wanna slay and let the slay slout. SLAY SOUL SISTER, SLAY MY SISTER MISTER.

The worlds best song, DUH!

IF YOU DONT KNOW IT GO AWAY!

-UWU MASTER

Person: How's your day?
You: Slay what you wanna slay and let the slay slout. SLAY SOUL SISTER, SLAY MY SISTER MISTER.

50👍 16👎

She wanna talk about gaps in teeth when her dad and hers are more than just teeth.

Hahe bri u thought.

Friend: Roast me
She wanna talk about gaps in teeth when her dad and hers are more than just teeth.

1👍 4👎

ᗷᕼᑌᗴᔕᒍYᗴᔕ 🤷sometimes✨i🙁don't😢wanna😱be😼happy🧚don't✋hold😇it🤪against😈me🙆

ᗷᕼᑌᗴᔕᒍYᗴᔕ 🤷sometimes✨i🙁don't😢wanna😱be😼happy🧚don't✋hold😇it🤪against😈me🙆

ᗷᕼᑌᗴᔕᒍYᗴᔕ 🤷sometimes✨i🙁don't😢wanna😱be😼happy🧚don't✋hold😇it🤪against😈me🙆

7👍 27👎

Being taken over by boredom and procrastination, and typing qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and repeating it backwards. I was so bored and didn't wanna write my 2000 word essay, that i typed qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq instead.

Haha blue text from someone's definition go brrrr.

Being taken over by boredom and procrastination, and typing qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and repeating it backwards. I was so bored and didn't wanna write my 2000 word essay, that i typed qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq instead.

6👍 8👎

i no no wanna :,(

i no no wanna :,(

person 1: marry me!!!
person 2: i no no wanna :,(

Kinda wanna do

Kinda wanna do dont want to but do want to low key need motivation

“Hey mate wanna go out tonight?”

“Kinda wanna do but only if you guys wanna go out, cause I kinda wanna go to gym in morning”