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Wash the Spoon

To visit the latrine, usually used in semi-polite conversation or when humour is needed to diffuse a tense situation. Useful at parties with lawyers.

'Hello.'
'I need to wash the spoon!'
'I will require evidence of that.'

by WellingtonBoot October 28, 2013

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Car wash

When you and your lady friend are in the shower gettin' freaky and she squeezes some soap in her mouth and starts slobbin on your veggies like your dong's in a car wash.

Chad: Yea dude we were in the shower and she was just shankin my shaft when she puts some old spice in her yapper and starts givin me ill dome

Trent: Awwww no way man she took you to the car wash! Niiiiiccee

by blackman002 August 19, 2014

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Wash & Set

1.) Something in overabundance, or something that someone has in order to overprepare for a very specific instance.

2.) Something fulfilled or completed to an incredibly high degree or in high quality, to an extent where it could be considered overachieving.

Ex. 1: "I asked my friend if he could bring along some snacks for our camping trip, and bro brought along the full Wash & Set, with chips, hotdogs, marshmallows, stew, a portable stove, you name it."

Ex. 2: "I pulled out the whole Wash & Set on my last essay, my professor asked for 3 pages and I gave him 10..."

by Oingo Bangus February 2, 2022

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spanish wash

When you wash your fanny with a wet wipe

You having a shower in the morning?

Nah, I'll have a Spanish wash

by Dubberztomoz October 24, 2015

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air wash

The act of airing out your day-old clothes when you don't have a change of clothes handy. Often occurs after getting drunk at happy hour and crashing at someone else's pad on a work night. Can also occur due to poor laundry supply management skills (i.e. running out of clean clothes because you're too lazy to do a wash). Especially applies to underwear. Not nearly as effective as water, but yet gives a hint of cleanliness, albeit only for a few seconds.

Jimmy and I got so shitfaced at happy hour last night that I had to crash at his place around the corner. I didn't have time to drive home, so I had to do an air wash this morning.

by TheGoocher April 29, 2010

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washed up

Sometimes shortened to just "washed". Used when referring to you or another's energy level after a late night of partying or playing hard during the day. Usually in response to whether or not said person is ready to get that night's party started.

Dude.. I'm so washed up... those shots at 3am did me no good. I need a nap.

Man.. I'm washed. Too much hoops today. I need a red bull before I can kick it into high gear again.

by k. gibson March 9, 2006

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white-washed

a term used to describe people deemed not proud of their racial heritage because of how they dress or act.

God, she's so white-washed.

by fcukyeahitsme November 13, 2010

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