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A bloke who has to overcompensate his small cock size by acting like a chauvinistic pig
Lila: I dumped my boyfriend cause his penis was smaller than a cell
Ellie: I could tell
Lila: how?
Ellie: cause he’s a chauvinistic annoying abusive cunt
Ellie: teenie weenie issues right there glad I dodged a bullet
An extravagant method of describing something so cute and minute that it forces the exclaimer to explain it in absolute nonsensical reptilian terms.
oh my goodness this babies toes are so turtle-eenie-weenies
A dick/cock/penis/chode/weenie, that's covered in glitter.
Nope. He's just a glitter weenie... But close.
Person 1: “is that your dick? It’s so Eeny Weeny! You need some fuckin’ tweezers to put that little thing away?”
Person 2: “It’s not that small..”
A strip club. one where you are likely to get a happy ending
does jasmine still work at the weenie wack shack?
Standing up wiggling your weenie side to side slapping it on your thighs with both arms up like a letter 'T'
Considered a dance but with underwears down it's a manly wiggle in a party in the early nineties weenie wilen was tight
A mixture of beans and hot dogs and sometimes with cheese.
person1: Hey babe want a beanie-Weenie
person2: A want!?
person1: you know hot dogs mixed with beans we can also add some cheese as well.
person2: Oh. sure!