wet kid

A young male (usually gay or Bi) who likes to get wet (in the shower, puddles or mud) as a form of auto-eroticism. With this fetish is usually coupled the desire for the wet jeans to be saggy -- and a penchant for hip brands like DC shoes and good skater jeans.

"I saw a wet kid stomp his DC shoes in a muddy puddle at the corner of Christopher and Bleeker, getting a good splash on his baggy surfer cords."

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Wet Canadian

A term used for when a naked mountie gets on all fours and a naked woman pours maple syrup on his back, then proceeds to climb on top of him and ride him like a slick, syrupy horse.

"Man, that chick at the party last week performed a wet canadian on an off-duty mountie. It was rad."

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Wet Signature

When you write your name with your cum on your partners head

I gave my bitch a wet signature after tapping that ass.

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a wet one

A wet one : (Adjective) When a multi-orgasmic man ejaculates after having had atleast 1 dry orgasm prior .

Example : Hmmm baby , I want you to ride me to a dry climax, as im saving “a wet one “ for you to taste a little later.

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wet basement

The result of one urinating in his or her sexual partner's rectum.

Rico: Cindy is such a whore man! Did you give her a dirty sanchez?

Frank: Nah man, I gave her a wet basement!

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Wet Sandwich

Someone who is too short, dresses like the opposite gender, and different.

Beaver's Son (Fantastic Mr. Fox): Yeah, a wet sandwich. He's too short, he dresses like a girl, he's...(Gestures his hands) different.

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Wet Money

An object that portrays a noteworthy and/or exceptional qualities

Dusty: Hey man! Look at these new shoes.
Matt: I like those.
Ben: Those are wet money!

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