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Flaccid, impotent male genitals that result from consuming too much alcohol (esp. whiskey or bourbon).
"He got so drunk and later, in bed, he had a total whiskey tortoise. I lied and told him that it was fine and that all that mattered was being close to him."
When you can’t get a boner but have sex anyways
Him:”it’s in”
Her: “I don’t feel anything, you dippin whiskey bits?”
sexual activity in which a women grabs a glass (preferably those tiny ones turkish people use to drink their black tea yk what i mean) and squirts inside of it
A: OH MAN i totally did the whiskey in a hot glass last week
B: damn
When your drink a lot whiskey/scotch/bourbon and driving a car afterwards.
“Be careful getting behind the wheel tonight… I’ve had some close scrapes on the whiskey express”
When you have whiskey in your mouth and suck a nipple
I’ve just bought a bottle of jack how do you feel about a whiskey nipple?
When you celebrate an accomplishment by drinking an entire bottle of whiskey, eating an edible, smoking a cigar, devouring your entire pantry, and then proceed to vomit and diarrhea all over the house.
“Man, Last night I finished the remodel and whiskey-nicked all over the bathroom walls. I’m never drinking Jack Daniels again.”
When a guy in Seattle (preferably long hair) plays some metal, records a new album, and then goes home and hhhhwwhhhacks it <lisp here> ssseriously.
Hot buttered whiskey: Whew honey D, I’ve just on my wwwwwhguitar - time for me to make a hot buttered hhwwwwhhhiskey.