Hey mahn that's why i'm not there for!

(Hey mahn that's why i'm not there for) this means as a insult and a mean thing to say for your family or friends! you could also use this word to be mad or pissed about something or being depressed! This is also a word for being mean to someone if their sad so you could keep them uncomfortable.

Hey do you want to go to space! Hey mahn that's why i'm not there for! :( oh ok.

why the fuck you lying

a kind of phrase people sing when someone else is lying or making up things he or she didn't do.

A: Bro did you fuck that bitch last night? *finds out from girl that he didn't smash*
B: Bruh you know I did. I'm the man!
A: Why the fuck you lying? why you always lying? Hmm oh my God, stop fucking lying!

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why so secular?

A play off of The Dark Knight's famous line "Why so serious?". The phrase is said in response to something that is blatantly secular, leaving any and all religion completely out of the picture, even when it doesn't make sense.

The other day I saw a (not-so-) Christmas card with the words "Happy Holidays" and a picture of a cactus wreath on it. Why so secular?

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why don’t we

a band of five pretty decent guys who were better when they weren’t as popular. now they’re all in it for the fame and money and they’re all dating gold diggers like kay cooke, and tate dahl. gabbie is the most amazing person ever but that’s besides the point. they’re not that good anymore. their music has gone down the trash. it’s absolute shit

*one year ago*
person 1: hey what band is that ? they’re pretty good

person 2: oh that’s why don’t we. they’re an amazing band and yada yada yada
*now*
person 1: ew what band is that they’re trash
person 2: oh i know. it’s this band that i used to like called why don’t we.

person 1: why do you still listen to them then ?
person 2: because i have no way of getting my money back for this shit show

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Why is my dad gone?

he went to get milk 9 years ago help.

Mom why is my dad gone? he went to get milk and has not come home for 9 years. what the fuck dad.

why is 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 8 9

Person 1: Hey, why is 6 afraid of 7?
Person 2: I don't know, why?
Person 1: Because 7 8 9

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Why are you locked in the bathroom?

“Why Are you locked in the bathroom?”
“You talking to me?”
“Maybe you should try getting a job?”

“Okay, where?”
“Majestic 12.”
“Maybe you should join Majestic 12. In a body bag.”
“I have some good news for both of you.”
“Okay?”
“And?”

“I have contamination and mutants in my brain.”
“Just another parasite.”

"Why are you locked in the bathroom?"
"You talking to me?"
"Maybe you should try getting a job"
"nigga shut the fuck up i have one its not your problem im calling the police"

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