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Exactly the same thing as a normal vegan with the complete exception of dairy.
Why are you eating pizza? I thought you were vegan.
I am a vegan. I’m a Wisconsin vegan though.
A variation of tit-fucking where cheddar mac and cheese is used in place of other lubricant.
My girl woke me up at 4am with a Wisconsin Slip-n-Slide in all it's cheesy goodness.
When you get a blow job from a hooker with no teeth
That chick from last night was a old Wisconsin yumbo
A popular drink found only in bars local to Wisconsin, Delaware, Detroit, Bangladesh, and Cincinnati. The the drink has elusive ingredients though it's effects are well documented. Most common effects are hallucinations and a lack of object permanence. Of course the name is derived from it's place of creation and it's usual tendency to cause people to blackout soon after consumption.
Person A: Dude I was in Bangladesh a few months ago. Have you ever heard of or tried a Wisconsin blackout?
Person B: A Wisconsin what?
Person A: Bro that shit had me fucked up. I think I pierced my own kneecap but I really can't remember.
When you're having anal sex with a girl, and stick your testicles in her vagina, while your penis is still in her butthole.
Bro, I was hitting that bitch from the back yesterday and I gave her a Wisconsin low-five. She vigorously came all over my bed sheets!
Sleeping off a drunk while resting your head on a beer bottle
You seen Steve? Yeah, he's on the couch with a Wisconsin pillow.
When a gay man lets one use his butthole, and grabs one's balls with his hand as they do so.
My hookup from Tinder last night gave me a Wisconsin gripper... I don't think I've ever done that before!