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A lying hipster; a bullshitting hipster who is talking out of his ass to gain hipster status points.
What the fuck is up with Justin, he just keeps babbling that Arcade Fire are totally mainstream and so last year, like he discovered them a billion years before us... what shit wizard.
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The creamy discharge left behind in a guys pubic hair after sex with a female.
After I pulled out, I looked down at my crotch and saw she had given me a Wizard's beard.
Time to shave your balls babe, cause I just gave you a crazy wizard's beard!
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Only achievable by the over 65's. Where an old lady takes her floppy, wrinkled breast, wraps it around a penis once (or twice), places her hand over the top and pumps until orgasm. So named for frisky old folks who don't posses and are jealous of the Wizards Sleeve. If gay, the term is the same but applies to an old man's scrotum
Man, Doris/Mervin gave me the best wizard's revenge last night
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A descriptive expression used to insinuate that one has accomplished an impossible task.(i.e. as if you had magical powers)
I beat the wizard on that test.
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An expression used to describe a hopeless struggle. (i.e. you'd need magical powers to win)
Man I'm trying to study but I just keep fighting the wizard.
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A term used to describe the tunnel vision or stars and colors one might see during a high intensity Crossfit workout.
Athlete: <working out insanely hard>
Coach: YEAH! GO HARDER G...wait, what's wrong. Why are you just standing there starring off into space.
Athlete: Dude, I'm talking to the Wizard.
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(n). lesbian
"Did you hear about that chick carrie who was a vegetarian? total scissor wizard"
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