The always sweet (sometimes sour) milk of the loins.
Girlfriend: walks through the door, "my god I've had a rough day."
Boyfriend: sitting on couch, "awe I'm sorry babe, come over here and let me give you a little wood sugar."
a condition when a person gets an erection during the day.
Day wood is not desirable unless you find a partner to satisfy your urge.
Bandwagoner to every team that wins the championship
Ryan- I just saw Jared Wood in his new Bryce Harper jersey!
Caitlyn- Really! He just bought a Manny Maxhado jersey yesterday!
Male plagued with chlamydia or Gonorrhea.
Male who is gifted in the underpants.
Wood cut for the purpose of burning to stay warm or cook food
She was a great time, but I got stuck with freaking fire wood.
Dang, Paul rocked my world with that curved fire wood.
I’m a stud at cutting up firewood
A lovely Girl who is beautiful, strong and loved by many. She is one around the boys and is very passionate. She loud and entertaining but can be hurt quite easily however she never gives up and is determined to get stuff/ achieve great things when she puts her mind to it.
Thepartofeveryforestyoudon'twanttoenter.
"Z-z-z-zoiks!!, it'sthemtiger woods.Letshightailitouttaheeya"
An out of date term used largely by the aging/baby-boomer gay community to indicate sexual arousal.
Every time they show those talking pictures with Burt Reynolds at the West Hollywood Senior Center, I spray wood, his mustache is the bee's knees.