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A Canadian metal band centered around singer/guitarist David Gold from the early 2000s until his death in 2011. The bands style began as black metal, gradually shifting to a more doom/gothic sound.
I love Woods of Ypres’ music. Shame what happened to them.
The event of an erection in a moving automobile despite the lack of pornographic or copulative activity.
In the current vernacular, it may be described as "having a boner in the car even when nothing sexy's going on".
It is caused by the vibrations caused by the movement of the car.
Dude, can you pull over? I've got some mad driving wood I need to take care of.
When you wake up at night cause your sleep schedule is fucked up, you get Night Wood instead of morning wood.
“Ah shit, is it 12:00am? I got night wood.”
“Babe wake up, I got night wood.”
Wood butt
A condition that friends tend to get when one needs a favor.
Particularly common in moving situations, or anything that will take a fair amount of time/effort.
Me: "Hey man, can I get a hand moving some furniture tonight? You don't still have Wood butt do you?"
Friend: "Wood butt? What's that?"
Me: "Can you help or not?"
Friend: "Well I would but..."
Me: "What the f, you still have it."
Adolescents sent to an experiential camp or outdoor therapy program as part of their rehabilitation program or to avoid incarceration.
He got sent to one of those "hoods in the woods" programs rather than go to juvie jail.
Thepartofeveryforestyoudon'twanttoenter.
"Z-z-z-zoiks!!, it'sthemtiger woods.Letshightailitouttaheeya"
A feral creature known to inhabit the woods of Vermont. Similar to the Jersey Devil, many have spotted this creature but none have confirmed video footage. It appears to be female and lives on a diet of alcohol and pickles. If you see it emerge from the woods, do not make eye contact and don’t make sudden movements. Offerings of alcohol are often made by local men in order to gain the trust of Woods Monster.
Did you see that?! It just crossed the road in front of us. I think it was a Woods Monster. It’s real!