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A person who is very thicccc gets asked if they play soccer or volleyball after the asker gets a glance at their big thighs.
Sofia: *holding the door open with leg* there you go!
Grace: *gets a good look at her legs* hey, do you play soccer/volleyball?
Sophia: no, I don’t
Grace: Really?
Well for starters Girl in Red is a Lesbian singer, so when someone asked if you listen to Girl in Red they are asking if you are a wlw (woman who loves women)
Yes I do = Yes she likes girls go get ya girl
No I don’t = Either straight or never heard of her
Girl 1: Do you listen to Girl in Red?
Girl 2: Yes I do
Girl 1: You taken orrr..?
It is a question by Windows 10 if you spam the shift, CTRL, ALT, or Windows button the question will pop up on your monitor. And no, i don't want sticky keys.
Do you want sticky keys? The answer is no poopy brainer
An ugly Knuckles saying: "DO U KNOW THE WAY"
And everything around u explodes. ( Actually thats a lie)
Knuckles: DO U KNOW THE WAY
Me: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!
Sorry Knuckles that was necesary...
do you know the way MEME is annoying
When you take a massive vape while talking to someone who doesn't vape and then you ask them this because it's not normal someone doesn't vape, bro.
*takes a deep vape* do you even vape bro?!
Some people can use this like a mlm verison of "Do you listen to girl in red?" So if someone asks a guy does de listen to mr. Loverman they are acctualy asking if he is gay.
Guy 1: do you listen to Mr. Loverman?
Guy 2: yes, I am gay
The reply you give to someoneone trying to sell you something that just went unreasonably up in price.
Buying cable internet over the phone the guy says "Well yeah the price was $34.99/month but that ended yesterday it's now $46.99" The reply"Wow, that sucks, do you sell gas too?"
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