When fake hoes be hating on a nigga
You're ex is mad at you.
"Square bitches can't stand me"
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want an example of This is why we can't have nice things? urban dictionary would have been an better place if HORNY PEOPLE NEVER EXISTED
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A common statement by idiots who think 9/11 was an inside job. They say that the Twin Towers shouldn't have collapsed because jet fuel can't melt the steel beams that the towers were made out of. Although it's true that jet fuel can't melt steel beams, the Towers Collapsed because the steel beams were weakened from the fire, not melted. The conspiracy theorists are too retarded to realize this fact.
Idiot: 9/11 was an inside job done by George Bush!
Smart person: No it wasn't you fucking dipshit
Idiot: But... but jet fuel can't melt steel beams!
Smart person: The jet didn't melt the steel, it weakened it. Do more research, moron.
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Track 13 of Taylor Swift's sixth album, Reputation. Also shortened to TIWWCHNT.
And here's to you, 'cause forgiveness is a nice thing to do...
HAHAHAHA!!! I can't even say it with a straight face!
This is why we can't have nice things, darling...
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Unable to accomplish tasks.
You were supposed to finish that yesterday! I swear you can't hit your ass with either hand!
This is a local phrase used mostly by Nigerian millennials as witty remarks, to describe a scenario where one is tired or gives up on a situation or thing.
In a nutshell, it's used to describe a scenario where something is incapable of being solved or accomplished.
Since my last relationship, my life has been nothing but peace at its purest. Ah, I can't coman go and kee mysef.
After cooking the meals and tucking the kids to bed by 10pm, you still expect me to do your laundry? I can't coman go and kee mysef o.
Originated from the movie "Little miss sunshine".
When you dreamed of something for a long time that you wanna accomplish (eg: dream job, or other goals) but later on you realise you can't achieve it because of a disability you have and/or other things stopping or preventing you from doing that spesific thing.
Person 1: I wanna become a pilot!
Person 2: But aren't you colourblind?
Person 1: Yes, why?
Person 2: You know you can't fly jets if you're colourblind.