The fine art of doing fuck all whilst at work or at home!
Morton: tommy where's swifty?
Tommy: dunno probably licking around!
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Consequence of consistently leaving the ball in the wheelhouse as a pitcher. The bat swinging constantly resembles that of a tongue licking the pitcher's tits. Side effects usually consist of the baseball appearing to the hitter as a fat juicy meatball. This also results in said hitter drooling as if he were licking the tits of a well endowed cuban prostitute.
Carl: "Hey Jim, did your dog slobbered on your shirt?"
Jim: "No... Why?"
Carl: "Oh sorry, I guess it just looks like it since youre getting your fucking tits licked out there"
Jim: "Yeah... I guess i should have read the fucking email"
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This word can be used to replace almost any curse word. It is commonly used as an insult. It can replace words like duck, fucker, mother-fucker, faggot, nigger, slut, whore, cock sucker, the list goes on.
"Shut the hell up you skag lick"
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When a male uses or leaves a woman after he gets a sexual act from her.
Girl 1: โI heard heโs not looking for a relationship..โ
Girl 2: โRight, he just wants one thing then he leaves, he pulls a Lick and Dip!โ
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The act of eating everything off your plate by way of licking.
Hey tommy, check out the lard ass plate licking in the corner.
2nd example: innocent plate licker- Can i haz seconds?
innocent plate lickers mother- no, eat whats on your face first.
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The Devilโs Lick is the act of going down on a woman after eating very spicy food in which causes a burning sensation on the vagina.
After eating some extra spicy Thai food last night I gave my wife The Devilโs Lick, she was not happy.
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To use your tongue and/or spit to carve a sugary treat into a shape, namely something inappropriate and phallic.
Wow! Your boyfriend is lucky that he has such a talented lick whittler for a boyfriend!
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