Nose Pirate

A Person of Jewish descent who takes it in the nose

1)That Nose Pirate Loves Money.
2)AWW you Nose Pirate.
3)Person 1: That Jew Screwed Us!
Person 2:What a Nose Pirate

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crusty pirate

when someone jacks off in your eyes and it seels your eyes shut.

man, after i got that crusty pirate, i couldnt see for days.

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pirate shot

Taking an 8 oz shot of straight hard liquor in one go. Chasers optional. If you get 1/4 down, you're a landlubber, 1/2 is a deckhand, and 3/4 or more is a pirate. The Captain status is reached if the shot goes down in under 5 seconds and/or no chaser is used.

Eric and Stan finished their pirate shots last night, Catherine was a deckhand, but Gwen is now a Captain.

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Pirate Pete

Where a guy kicks a chic in the shin and then he jizzes in her eye, making her hop on one foot and hold her eye acting like a pirate.

Max the hottes fucker in the world just gave that chick the sickest pirate pete forever.

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pirate doctor

A physician that happens to work with and on Pirates. This doctor specializes in sword and cannon wounds. He wears an eye patch and scrubs with a sword at his side.

The infamous Patch Adams was a pirate doctor and was responsible for keeping the Crew of the Black Pearl Healthy and happy.

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ass pirate

an insult implying the individual is gay
to steal or bang ass

Jim-"ARG there be the booty i be wantin to score"
Chris"Damn it Jim you're such an ass pirate"

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pirate costume

A pirate costume consists most typically of three basic components:
- a shirt (not a t-shirt)
- full-length trousers
- a belt
- a vest
It is then accessorised with some of the following:
- a plastic or cardboard sword
- a headscarf or bandana
- a hook
- an eyepatch
- a parrot

The following rules concern the wearing of pirate costumes:
1. Each person may own only one pirate costume.
2. One must drink alcohol whenever wearing a pirate costume.
3. Pirate costumes may never be washed, unless the pirate jumps into a natural body of water while wearing the costume.
4. If three pirates high-five to a rule, then it becomes law for all pirates at all future pirate-nights.
5. Pirate laws may never be made up while not dressed as pirates.
6. Pirate costumes overrule any theme: i.e., one may go to any themed occasion at which there is alcohol in a pirate costume.

Terrance: I'm going to put on a pirate costume.

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