Cooter Fruit- A friend who is being silly or goofy.
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Cooter fruit- a small bean like fruit well hidden in the cooter. Is said to be an urban legend as no man has actually found one
John is such a cooter fruit today!
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a drug used in the Vietnam war to stun enemies for 32.7 years
run he's got the yeasting fruit cake
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It was amazing, she sucked on my miracle fruit
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When a straight mans experiments with gay sex; When a man prematurely aborts a homosexual act. Also: fruit dipper, one who experiments with homosexuality; fruit dipped, to be abandoned during sex by a fruit dipper; dip one's fruit, to experiment with homosexuality.
Steve thought he was gay in college but it was just fruit dip. When Sal went down on Bill he thought it was a sure thing, but it ended up being fruit dip.
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A terrorist tactic that employs explosive components stuffed in his/her undies.
Abdul Farouk Abdulmutallab, a wanna-be Al-Quaeda terrorist, tried to bring down a plane using the Fruit of the Boom. His attempt was thwarted by some heroic passengers.
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Naked man shoves his penis back behind his legs and between his balls.
My best friend walked in his dad's room and his dad gave him a fruit basket.
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A straight man who occasionally seeks out gay men for homosexual flings.
That guy over there is not one of the regular gay customers: he's a fruit picker who trolls this bar once every few months.
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