God

Waluigi.

He is the most overpowered character in smash bros , even more op then bayo, fox, and meta knight, so they had to remove him from the game

Me: Have you prayed to god?

I mean Waluigi...

them: ... dude, waluigi is a dead meme, get over urself

me: THOU SHALT GET SMITED!

God

A being that Vapes to create what humans call "clouds" or "fog". Strong stoner type that creates wild ass things.

Mason: how are clouds made?
Mom: God vaping son. He is the VAPE GOD.
Mason: what if there are no clouds out?
Mom: God's got one hella of a nicotine buzz

god

The cause of all life’s problems...

Person 1: the world is so fucked up.
Person 2: yeah it’s all god’s fault...

God

Someone I don't fear

God can't hurt me when I'm burning in hell

God

Some dude that made us in his flawed image

god is dead

God

All I know is that whenever the religious conservatives of any country do something horrible or backward, they blame it on this guy.

Kind of like that imaginary friend you had as a kid who was always telling you to start fires and shit.

"I don't understand. Why do you hate gay people so much?"

"It's not my opinion. I'm just following God's word."

God

Big strong sexy bold (Thanos) can murder half the universe and repair it with flex tape

Thanos is a god