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A mark of respect for those who died in whatever worthy cause happens to be on the roll this week
We will now observe a one minute silence.
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After a guy finishes it takes him 20 minutes to get it up again.
Jess: "Is the 20 minute rule up yet?"
Josh: "No."
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Any person of the male human species that reaches orgasms quickly, and therefore, only has sex for a minute before cumming and leaving.
"One Minute Man - to the rescue!"
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An awkward moment of silence when no one has anything to say which occurs after seven minutes of conversation.
My date and I were chatting really well then, out of the blue, the seven minute silence hit; bummer.
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A very short period of time; within a blink or a heartbeat. Originates from the legendary fast pace of life in New York.
I can beat that score in a new york minute.
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A girl who you think about when you whack off but don't actually have the balls to talk to.
Ex 1. Man I wish I wasn't a pussy and I could talk to katie, but for now she is my 5-minute crush.
Ex 2.
Guy 1: "Man I totally had a 5-minute crush on that girl last night."
Guy 2: "Go talk to her, man."
Guy 1: "Nah I don't have the balls, besides, it's weird now."
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Staple diet of living-alone-for-a-while bachelors.
Newlywed woman: So what do you think of my cooking?
Newlywed man: Beats two minute noodles.
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