muff buddy - Either party in the muff diving formula. One party provides the pussy, the other eats it. Like a fuck buddy, but this is only oral, only pussy.
βSheβs got some eager muff buddys lined up every week for her muff diving urge.β
When a man tucks his genitals between his legs to pose as a female, then exposes his genitals revealing to any viewers the horrible truth.
I was banned from a web chat site because I was tired of dudes flashing me, so I gave them a muff-bluff
It's a Jersey thing, apparently.
You've got cabbage in your muff, you got cabbage in your muff! You're muff-cabbage!
13π 7π
a horn blown when a fat, hairy, or otherwise unnatractive woman is approaching naked. The horn is blown by one of the brave men of the muff guard to warn other MEN of the impending danger.
The sound is somewhere between a cow's moo and a castrated dog being starngled.
Vanessa Feltz is coming! SOUND THE MUFF HORN!
14π 8π
a person who has their hair like pubes on a cunt (muff)
my nana has muff hair
people in morrisons have muff hair
10π 5π
Cockney rhyming slang for 'fair enough'. i.e. hairy muff - fair enough. As with most Cockney rhyming slang, the rhyme is usually shortened to just the first word - "hairy"; hairy (muff). Originates from Orpington area of South East London suburbs.
"Can I borrow a quid?"
"Nah sorry, need it for the train."
"Hairy (muff)."
27π 19π