andrew is gay ha

he is just like ur mom and very gayee

ur mom is used in a sentence just like andrew is gay ha. HAHH andrew is gay

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spring has sprung

a phrase meaning yellah, you couch potato, it's time to get a move on and do something productive

father: Adam, spring has sprung. I don't want to save your sinking Titanic. Now get up and do you homework, it's your last year of high school. If you fail this year, you would have done diddly-squat with your private education.

son: I didn't do diddly-squat, or what you called diddly-squat with my education; I play guitar in the high school music band

father : yup that counts as diddly-squat in a private school. Go study mechanical engineering or something.

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africa has food

Bull shit

Brayden: did you know Africa has food

Jack: Now that is some bullshit

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Urgh ha huh!

The sound made by a man who died after willingly allowing himself to be anally penetrated by a horse. The video of this was posted online, but it was later revealed that the man had died from a ruptured colon. The expression is used as an inside joke between those aware of the video and also as a way to express a vulgar comment to someone incognito by just making the sound, when your really telling them to get fucked up the ass by a horse.

An instructor informs his students that the test scores for a recent exam are below satisfactory and that this is the worst class he's taught in so far. A student in the back of class makes the sound "Urgh ha huh!" and the class arupts in laughter. to the instructor's confusion he leaves the class having no idea what is going on.

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Table has tilted

A lie or something that has been hidden from someone came off.

Explanation : There is a medical test called tilt-table testing performed to figure out an unknown symptom.

The table has tilted folks, the game is rigged.

- George Carlin (The American Dream)

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she has the meats

When her pussy looks like a sandwich you'd get at Arby's.

So how did Netflix and Chill go?

-Bro, she has the meats 😵

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Ke$ha drunk

an extreme level of drunkenness, usually used to refer to females no older than their mid-20's who are completely shitfaced drunk, a young Courtney Love.

OMG, I need a drink. I'm going out and getting KeSha drunk tonight!

Did you see those chicks playing beer pong with vodka? No, them bitches is trying to get Ke$ha drunk!

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