17th may

a sexy beast was born on this day. a big chad and a big personality

john its the 17th may today!!!

paul okay so?

john a sexy beast was born today 16 years ago

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Theresa May

the verb to make a complete U-turn and drastically change more mind when something minor comes up against it

I had to theresa may when Boris winked at me

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May 23

National braid day
Wear your hair in any kind of braids

French, Dutch (etc)

You’re really wearing you hair in braids may 23

Why not it’s national wear you hair in braids day

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May 7

National do anything day

Bill-"hey guess what"
Regina-"what"
Bill-"its may 7"
Regina-"so what about it"
Bill-"its national do anything day"

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May 1st

The day that the United States of America killed Osama Bin Laden, the mastermind behind the infamous 9/11 attacks and the leader as well as founder of Al Qaeda, in a special operation in Pakistan during a gun fight.

(Person One): What has the whole "War on Terror" actually done?

(Person Two): DUDE! May 1st!!

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May 1

May 1 is slap ass day.

Student 1: Slap* Its May 1 so you can't get mad at me
Student 2: True, but i will get you back

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May 7

May 7th is the day when natural depressed insomniac crackheads are born.

May 7 babies first words: Ya’ll got any bread?

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