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Used by monks in the video game Sleeping Dogs when Wei Shen tells the monks something that is supposed to sound deep but actually isn't that deep. Used to make fun of pseudo-intellectuals who think they're deep.
Pseudo-intellectual like Confucius: Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall.
Actual intellectual: ah brudda, so true so true!
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Expression of anger after someone has annoyed you
"Ah fuck I can't believe you've done this Barry why did you break my mum's lamp."
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Shit that happens more than once in your pants
Ah shit, here we go again as the shit rolls down your pants again
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The incidence of increasing monthly cell phone charges resulting from daylight savings time ending
The Nokia Effect (n): "NO-key-ah uh-fekt": its dark out at 5pm, my phone is free at night, its dark at night, therefore my phone must be in night time free minute mode at 5pm, not true says my $250 cell bill)
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hey did you see that vine where it goes road work ahead ah yeah i sure hope it does
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Literally, it means "What? Oh.. the problem is, I don't speak English" in French. This is a diversionary tactic to avoid someone who is trying to talk to you.
Pronounced "Qwah? Ah... lay problemay ess jhu nay parle ahnglayz".
Remember to roll your "r"s.
Ugly girl at party: Hey there, cutie! What's your name?
You: Quoi? Ah... le probléme est je ne parle anglais.
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an opening of the most ethereal anime youll ever watch " yarichin bitch club " i recommend u watch it because its amazing and totally not cp yaoi
🎤sawarasenai🥰kimi😸wa⛓shoujo👻na💅no?✨böKù🌸Wâ🧚ÿARiçHiñ🤴BįCChī😾ńO😩oSû🚣Dà🎉YO💦ah😰setsumaretaina😈kimi‼️no🥶nenmaku😡ni🙏
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