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alien jockey

a man who has a fetish with aliens

(a woman with the fetish is called an alien dockey)

guy 1 : had girl dress up as an alien before intercourse

Guy 2 : that's fucking gross you alien jockey

by hipptyhopptydontstoppity August 2, 2014


Fat alien whale

A fat alien whale is short and has pointy flippers. If you see one in the wild you must swim as fast as you can, they have a tendency to drown humans.

Run away it’s a fat alien whale!

by Fat alien whale August 7, 2022


Fat alien whale

A fat alien whale is short and has pointy flippers. The scientific name for this rare breed of whale is a ‘Benji’ whale. If you see one in the wild you must swim as fast as you can, they have a tendency to drown you.

Hey look at that fat alien whale

by Fat alien whale August 7, 2022


Highly buff alien

A highly buff alien is smarter than ratty, dumber than nerds, and stronger than most nerds and some ratties. Aliens with ADHD can become smarter by taking Modafinil, Armodafinil, Hydrafinil, Flodafinil, Methiopropamine (MPA), Ethiopropamine (EPA), low dose a-PVP, Prolintane, low dose 4F-MPH, 3-FA, low dose 3-FMA, low dose 2-FMA, NSI-189, 9-Me-BC, Bromantane, Aniracetam, Phenylpiracetam Hydrazide, Arecoline Hydrobromide, Nicotine gum or vape, Ethylamphetamine (Speed), Amphetamine (Speed), low dose Methamphetamine (Meth) stacked with Tropoflavin, Mephentermine, Adipex, and more. Then highly buff alien becomes highly buff nerd, neek, or geek, but cooler. Most highly buff aliens are all natural.

Highly buff alien is cool. Highly buff alien will kick your ass if you don't add the definition and act like a rebublican. Stupid Rebublican!

Highly buff alien: Too buff for this world!

by CynderFanclub April 14, 2024


Highly buff aliens

Highly buff aliens will take over the world.

Highly buff aliens!

Buff aliens: *Flex in cool way

by HawaiianPunch1 April 12, 2024


Feels like an alien riding a pig through Montana

The way Lisa Cimorelli described marriage before she was married

Christina: “You’re 28, and you’re getting married. How does it feel?”
Lisa: “It feels like an alien riding a pig through Montana.”

by cimiscoolerthanmysocks_ November 29, 2020


alien divergent

Fake...aka snitch or narc someone who is not cool... Pretending to be someone that your not

Is she cool man? Nope... She's an alien divergent

by Didrah October 11, 2020