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A poster created by the artist Chromodynamic, depicting the quantum levels of the applegen atom.
A quantum apple is edible and tasty. Each single one of them, may display a variety of potential flavours. Due to Heisenberg's uncertainty principle when it gets bitten it's wave function collapses as one of the allowable flavours. One cannot predict it's taste before he/she causes the collapse of it's wave function via tasting the apple, because quantum potentiality is a fundamental quality of nature.
A Carmel Apple is when you're doing anal & when you finish & you pull out covered in a brown glaze.
I just got a Carmel Apple and it wasn't savory kind.
(V) When you donate Steve Jobbs' body to science
Oh man the boys at the lab are gonna have an apple harvest today!
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(also shortened to "the trifecta")
An owner of the apple trifecta owns a Mac computer/laptop, iPhone, and iPad.
"Hey Keith I just got the new iPad."
-"Don't you already have a macbook pro and an iphone Dale?"
"Yeah I finally have the apple trifecta."
APPLE PASTA WAS MEANT TO BE. apple pasta is a code word all best friends should use when they first kiss their boyfriend. Like they kiss, and then one of them goes one sec, and texts their best friend APPLE PASTA! They finally kissed! They did it! Also in apple pasta relationships, pray the guy doesn’t get cancer
Girl- one sec
Girl-texts bff- APPLE PASTA
bff texts- omg no way!!!
bff- IT WAS MEANT TO BE!!!
The best holiday ever. Family style Mardi Gras in the small town of Winchester. Everyone comes together, even the people you have never seen before come out. schools close, and the town shuts down to focus on the parades and festivities. You get drunk and party it up all day long. PINK and GREEN are the only colors you see. there is more carnival food than you have ever seen before and walking through the streets have never been so hard! simply amazing!
Have you been to Apple Blossom?
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The act of putting one's balls in someone's asshole.
"Dude, that girl was so hot last night; I apple bagged the shit out of her."
"Mother-fucker, there will be no apple bagging tonight."
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