April 19

The day you hug your crush and they kiss you right after!

You: *hugs your crush*
Them: *kisses you* “What, it’s April 19th?”

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April 2

Give your boyfriend head day

It’s April 2 you need to give head

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April 9

People born on this day keep everything they do on a minimum when it comes to attention. No one really knows what the people of this birthdate do until it’s done.

Everybody I know who was born on April 9 move very silently.

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No April Fools

What you say to someone when you tell them something on April Fools Day that is true but they don't believe you.

No April Fools yo, I saw your girl at the club wit another dude.

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April 23

National grab Ass And National Grab Dick Day

Joseph:What Day Is It

Austin: It's April 23d National Grab Ass And Dick Day

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April 12

The birthday of sehun from exo

April 12 is sehuns birthday

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April 17

National suck dick day! A day challenging all you thots to suck a strangers dick. Have fun and don’t choke.

Why is she sucking everyone’s dick? Must be April 17.

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