Arm Panties

Those totally un-cool arm sleeves that were first worn by professional bicycle riders because they ride from low valleys (hot temps) up to mountain tops (much colder). These removable sleeves can be rolled down to the wrist, or removed & kept in a pocket.

Lately, runners and all sorts of athletes (term used loosely) are wearing these things. Very not cool. Who the hell do you think you are, Lance Armstrong??

While trail running the other day with friends, we saw 2 dudes wearing arm panties. We followed them for miles and gave them un-ending shit.

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Arm Spaghetti

Letting another person wipe their bare ass crack on your forearm after shitting, depending whether there are dingle berries (see dingle berries) left on the forearm depicts if it is with meat sauce or not.

Oh dude that is some nasty arm spaghetti you've got there, is that with meat sauce?

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French Arm

The phenomena of transferring a foul smell from the lower regions (balls, thighs and/ or ass sweat) to ones forearm during the act of wiping. AKA- Arab Wristwatch, Turkish Glove, or Cleavland Handshake.

As John leaned forward and shook my hand I could smell a foul stench- he had a French Arm!

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sex with arms

A very hot man or woman. Usually used to escribe male model and/or lead singers of bands.

Girl 1: "OMG, did you go to the Panic At The Disco! concert last Saturday?"
Girl 2: "Yeah, Brendon Urie is SEX WITH ARMS!"

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Dead Arm

To punch someone in the arm very hard causing them to experience much pain. Exessive punching may cause black or purple colored bruises on the arm region. Two(2) dead arms may be given if the person recieving the dead arms flinched when the puncher began to punch the first person. This situation is called "two fer' flinchin'".

Nick gave Chatty a dead arm after he made a stupid joke. Nick gave Chatty a second dead arm after he took Nicks seat. Nick continued giving Chatty dead arms for each time Chatty made a stupid comment resulting in Chatty's badly bruised arm. Chatty is in much pain...ow.

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penis arms

a guy with viens sticking out of his arms

the guy who uses steriods has penis arms

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arm biter

It's the morning after a long night of drinking and carousing. You wake up with a crashing hangover, roll over, and discover the person you brought home to have sex with. By the light of day you find that he or she is frighteningly unattractive. You bite your arm instead of screaming.

"How'd it go last night with ... what was her name?"
"Arm biter."
"Ohhh, man, that's awful."

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