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arse king

A dumb ass who was once semi-cool but is now a hopeless mediocrity.

Tricky is the last true arse king.

by Lyman Ward. May 15, 2004


Perfect Arse

A perfect arse is well rounded, and firm yet bouncy. It should be admired and spanked

(Girl walks past with a well rounded arse)

Peter: Ahh we missed our oppertunity we should have spanked it
John: Nevermind I'm sure there are plenty more like that
Peter: Nah that was a perfect arse mate.

by lolsucks August 02, 2012


arse pixie

Someone who engages in (anal) activity;

1...on a regular basis
2...whom is small
3...using fingers and nose in a gerbil type action
4...that also has a face like a (pixie)

That person is an arse pixie

by Jungle Jimbo June 23, 2006


Arse Mustard

Yellow runny Poo that burns on the way out like mustard a result of a bad curry or food poisoning.

I have just had the worst crap and it burned on the way out and looked like the curry as it went in Korma yellow it was Arse Mustard

by Arse Mustard May 19, 2009


horse's arse

Not a very nice person. Also horse's ass. Can be described as the north end of a horse going south.

I wouldn't take any notice of what he said, he's just a horse's arse.

by David from Kingsbury November 08, 2003


arse poker

to be homosexual, also known as arse bandit,bum bandit

the dick or penis being put in another mans arse therefore making your dick an arse poker

by wee_ross April 24, 2006


arse reamer

One who inserts his penis into an anus. The term is generally reserved for homosexuals.

Those two guys are holding hands and walking. Ill bet those two are arse reamers.

by Ross February 10, 2002