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person 1: "Hey buddy, tits or ass??"
person 2: "Damn, I don't know."
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accidentally making a phone from the cell phone in your pocket by sitting on it or otherwise having unintentionally applying pressure to the buttons
Take your phone out of your pocket. Quit ass dialing me. I'm sick of listening to you singing along to the radio.
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The product of having extreme hardcore anal sex with someone who has to take a shit. The feces are left mushy and loose often seeping from the anus in a soft milkshake-like form.
Miranda: Are you ok? You're walking a little funny.
Jennifer: Yeah. Billy Bob gave me an ass milkshake last night.
Miranda: OH SHIT!!
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Beating somebody's ass with the broom, the shoe, or the extension cord since you have been disrespectful in a whole new way
Get your ass over here! You're about to get an Ass Whoopin boy!
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A popular Canadian film that sparked the Canadian-American war, and caused the deaths of millions.
Asses of Fire may well be the second best movie ever made, right after Asses of Fire 2.
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A slang term for a nice Asian ass
Chun Lee has an amazing pand-ass!
So as any of you who read this know im an ER doctor. And I've seen some shit but this takes the cake.
One night I'm in the ER and a woman comes in saying her butt hurts.
I say okay let me check you over.
I take her to a room and begin to look at her butt and at this point I could smell it.
It was a putrid smell of something pickled, rotting, or dead.
So I ask her has she eaten anything.
She says no.
I ask did you put something in your butt recently?
She says yes reluctantly.
Come to find out she had had fun with a pickle and never pulled it out. Instead it went further up her butt and was rotting.
After an hour and a very large bottle of magnesium citrate the rotted pickled probe came out.
After she left my nurse said it smelled like pickled ass. She had no clue how close she was.
Dear god Francis it smells like pickled ass in here!!!