put them dawgs away

something u say to someone with ATROCIOUS ass toes

my boyfriend accidentally showed his feet on ft and i told him to put them dawgs away.

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two dollar fade away

When you crumble up two single dollar bills or a fun but rare 2 dollar bill and throw it towards stripper on stage. fading away like Kobe back into your seat

Omar grabbed two bucks off the stack of singles on the table faded away shooting the two dollar fade away onto the main stage

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put your boner away

What your ex-boyfriend says to get you to text him back after you’ve been ignoring him

“Hey Lauren...uhh.. put your boner away and let me know when you’re gonna stop being a little bitch. Okay bye!”

Look-away High Five

A high Five given for something oneself could not approve of, which still fulfills the reqierments for a high five .
It's executed by holding your hand up, while looking away from the other Person.

A:"Hey I've seen the your moms boobs "
*reaches over for look-away high five*
B: *looking away frowning while holding his hand up*

Lay-Away Life Sentence

Any amount of prison time which totals more than 2/3 of an offenders life, but is not continous.

"Yea, this dirtbag has been in and out of prison since he was 13 and he's getting locked up again for 10 years now. Serving that life sentence on an installment plan like lay-away life sentence bro!"

eggs away from vegan

being really close to being/achieving something, but you're not quite there

or

when you're vegetarian and lactose intolerant

Josie: "I'm $2.01 away from the free shipping minimum"
Grace: "You're eggs away from vegan"

Blow your ass away

When playing rdr1 an old man will get tired of modders and pull out his explosive rifle and blow u to smithereens

Come here asshole I’ll blow your ass away

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