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What your ex-boyfriend says to get you to text him back after you’ve been ignoring him
“Hey Lauren...uhh.. put your boner away and let me know when you’re gonna stop being a little bitch. Okay bye!”
A high Five given for something oneself could not approve of, which still fulfills the reqierments for a high five .
It's executed by holding your hand up, while looking away from the other Person.
A:"Hey I've seen the your moms boobs "
*reaches over for look-away high five*
B: *looking away frowning while holding his hand up*
Any amount of prison time which totals more than 2/3 of an offenders life, but is not continous.
"Yea, this dirtbag has been in and out of prison since he was 13 and he's getting locked up again for 10 years now. Serving that life sentence on an installment plan like lay-away life sentence bro!"
being really close to being/achieving something, but you're not quite there
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when you're vegetarian and lactose intolerant
Josie: "I'm $2.01 away from the free shipping minimum"
Grace: "You're eggs away from vegan"
When playing rdr1 an old man will get tired of modders and pull out his explosive rifle and blow u to smithereens
Come here asshole I’ll blow your ass away
A song by the rapper Chingy on his album called Jackpot. The song was recorded in 2003, and released in February 2004.
Man: "Hey, do whats your favorite Chingy song?"
Woman: "Hmm.. One call away! It never gets old!"
Going bankrupt, being out of money. Being poor, not having any money.
Losing at a game.
Derived from Nintendo Monopoly. When you lose or "go bankrupt" you see an image of the Monopoly man in front of a trash can with a fish bone in his hand. Looks like he is throwing away the fish, when I think he is actually meant to be picking from the trash.
I'd love to go out tonight but I am throwing away the fish.
I really want to buy that bike, but I really threw away the fish this week.
I really threw out the fish on that one.