Awkward bonement

An awkward boner moment boh-ner noun

Main example* Spooning....

Second example* "Hey man yesterday I was giving my girlfriend a piggyback ride and I got a awkward bonement the breeze it just went up my shorts I couldn't help it but it happened and she could tell somehow she could..."

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Awkward Joanna

When an annoying girl called Joanna starts being completely awkward...

Mario: Hey Joanna! What time is it?
Joanna: *Starts singing Summer Time*
Mario: Awkward Joanna!!!

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Awkward Roger

A person with lack of facial expression, but excessive eye movement with lips slightly parted creating a stunned and confused look. This occurs only when asked a question...

T: Hey Roger what are you doing?
R: ...(lack of facial expression) for few seconds

R: ...(excessive eye movement) for few seconds
R: ....(confused look)
T: Yo your fucking awkard man!!!
F: HAHAHAHAAH!! AWKWARD ROGER!!
W: HAHAHAAHAH! YEAAAA

B: It's not my accent!!!
V: I gotta go to sleep now guys (9pm)

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awkward branch

A friend who is super skinny and subject to constant shame and embarrassment because of it. It is okay to bash on this person excessively due to his or her lack of body fat and social skills. Also, may have been home-schooled.

nate: "can you imagine Peter having sex?"
kellee: "no, because he is an awkward branch with a skinny penis"

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Awkward Silence

An awsome metalcore/Post-Hardcore band from Pennsylvania. Their music is so awsome it's creates and Awkward Silence.

Last night i saw, Awkward Silence play.
No way were they good?
Hell yeah, they were soooo good, that the entire room was filled with an awkward silence because they were so good.
Damn, i'm going to the next show, and i'm buying a shirt tooo.

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awkward fish

A remark/gesture intended to be "awkward turtle" but instead put hands in a "prayer" formation and wiggle fingers like a fish tail creating "awkward fish."

Joey: I hate working with Amanda, she's such a whore.
Ashley: Amanda is standing right over there.
Joey: Awkward fish. (makes described hand motion)
Ashley: Don't you mean awkward turtle? (uses awkward turtle hand motion)

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Awkward Vagina

Like awkward turtle, or awkward llama, but much better. The shape is made by the middle finger pushing down on the tip of the index finger of the same hand until an oval is made. If you cannot do this, the your vagina is too tight. Used when any situation or thing is awkward.

Emily: "Well this is awkward..."
Erica: -Awkward Vagina-

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