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A girl who thinks she is popular, or super hot. She can't keep a guy for more than a couple of days. She thinks she has great hair, hence the word, but she needs a weave. This girl is who everyone aspires to be, she is also the one who will most likely end up pregnant in high-school.
"OMG have you seen Emily lately? She is such a Bald-Goldilocks!"
"I know right? Why does everybody like her? She is such a Bitch!"
Also known as a Gator. It's a piece of a recap tire that has come off an 18 wheeler and is laying by the side of the road but looks like a roadkill bald eagle. If you pick up roadkill birds for their feathers on the interstate, you see it but you can't stop, so you have to go to the next exit, turn around, go to the next exit, turn around again so you can get back to the spot where the Bald Tire Eagle is laying and discover it's a piece of tire, not a Bald Eagle.
We just passed a Bald Tire Eagle. We have to go back right now!
That’s a bald headed lie.
Don’t trust him he’s bald headed.
It is when you have a friend that is bald but wears a wig.(Can be used for anybody)
Friend 1: Cris Is Bald, Cris Is Bald
Friend 2: He does wear a wig
an imagine of duke depp / willywonkatiktok edited bald by dukedeppsbaldhead / iwantwillywonkaswilly
have you seen this picture of bald duke? if looks so real
When someone goes completely bald and their head is so shiny that you can't resist the urge to stick a suction dildo on their head.
Everyone Haj bald ambition when they see tristan
on April 28 (the day musolini died) we slap everyone who is bald and they cant fight back
yo its Slap A Bald Head Day
ye lets go slap some niggas