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The cunt at the end of the bar bitching about her boyfriend not giving her a ring
Look at that sewer bandit she's a gold digget
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Puccini Bandit
1. A sex act wherein a man (or woman) rims a woman while she is being fucked by another man.
2. The person doing the rimming.
3. (v) to engage in the act.
Oh yeah! Puccini bandit me!
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Someone who repeatedly tries to cover up their boner by tucking it into the waistband of their pants.
Girl: "Where's your boner??"
Guy: "Call me the waistband bandit."
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Anyone who sneaks into a woman's dirty laundry, to get some of her dirty panties to smell and fantasize about her, while either pleasing them self or a lover pleasing them.
In order to be a panty bandit, you have to successfully sneak into a woman's dirty laundry and steal her dirty soiled panties successfully at least four times.
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someone who is excessively obsessed with asses and or fannies henceforth chases and steals them at random
those damned fanny bandits almost got my ass pussy again!
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A time bandit is the one friend who extends the night by any means necessary. A time bandit will be the person to say "just one more" and to buy another round when you are looking for your coat. The time bandit will say it's early: "Come on stay another hour -- it's early -- you'll still be able to get forty-five minutes of sleep tonight." The time bandit will purposely underestimate the time it takes to get home: "Don't worry you can grab a cab and get out to the Hamptons in thirty minutes" The time bandit will go as far as to use sex to keep you out -- Don't leave I was just about to kiss you."
Melanie is a time bandit. For her "grabbing a quick one after work" means letting her friends get home before its light the next morning. I went to lunch with Melanie and got home a week later.
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a group of hood rats who cause trouble on their bikes in the inner suburbs
josh and mike and the rest of the bmx bandits watched as they burnt down old man petersons dog kennel
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